Playful Antics & Surreal Transformations
A playful tribute to Simon's internet celebrity moments. We took raw, unposed candid moments and reimagined them into high-definition digital experiments, memes, and cosmic daydreams.
Cosmic Simon
ISO 400 – 50mm – Composite v3.2Laser-focused midnight consciousness
Captured right after a 3 AM zoomies session, edited into an interstellar voyager state with chromatic shifts.
The Regal Monarch
ISO 200 – 85mm – Oil Glaze FXClassical portraiture meets domestic majesty
Simon sitting perfectly upright on the velvet chair inspired this museum-framed royal renaissance piece.
Neon Stalker
ISO 800 – 35mm – Split TonedCyberpunk shadows through the blinds
Sunlight through the window blinds re-graded with cyberpunk violet and electric feline amber.
Cardboard Box Sovereign
ISO 100 – 24mm – Studio FlashSupreme dimensional commander
The sacred parcel ritual immortalized. Simon defended this Amazon box for 72 consecutive hours.
High-Resolution Photographic Rendering
Each piece preserves original uncompressed sensor detail alongside bespoke digital paint overlays.
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Every photograph is shot using a full-frame mirrorless body paired primarily with a prime 50mm f/1.2 or an 85mm f/1.4 lens. We rely exclusively on soft, natural room ambience and direct window sunbeams to keep Simon comfortable, avoiding sudden strobe flashes that might startle him.
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